There are good pieces of shit, and then there are bad pieces of shit. This movies falls into the latter. I would rather watch both of the Princess Diaries back-to-back than be subjected to this abortion of a movie again.
I hate the killer in this movie. I hate the horrible acting. I hate that we never see the jugs of that one blonde chick. This movie is a fucking travesty. It doesn’t even deserve a scathing full–length review. I award this movie no points, and may God have mercy on its soul.